Thursday, January 6, 2005

Funny story of the day: Si Andy

Courtesy of my sister, Jeng

She was in Dapitan, near UST, with her new husband, Chito, shopping for native furniture for their new house in Connecticut. They’ve never been there and was having a tough time looking for the right shop so they pulled over, opened the window and asked this scrappy-looking fruit vendor sitting along the street.

“Manong, saan po ba yung mga Handycrafts?”

It took sometime for him to answer [Isip…isip…], looking at his apples and mangoes for knowledge, and then with great relief he enthusiastically replied:

“AHH, si Andy Craft, yung maputing nag tra-tricycle, nakita ko sya kanina, doon sya nakatira sa…”

My sister decided not to wait for him to finish his response, closed the window, and drove away laughing hysterically.

Poor Andy, I wonder how many misinformed tourists drop by his house everyday looking for rattan furniture.